THE Daily is printing a column by Andrew Bolt - a notorious shifter of facts where his black and white whiz back and forth like monoliths of certainty when the real world has many shades of grey and colours.
Bolt doesn't like diversity; when he pulls the rabbit out of the hat, it is always white!
To resist the current times of virulent xenophobia and Islamophobia, it is humbly suggested that the Daily allow the local Muslim iman to write a weekly column.
Us bland white people need other points of view in our dull consumer lifestyles.
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